Shiny For the Toes

Slightly worse than the J Crew yellow pretties and also completely inappropriate for my barn wedding reception are these shiny shiny shiny Christian Louboutin Glitter Slingback Platform Pumps for $745. But they are terribly shiny, and terribly pretty. And David is tall (6'5" holla back) and I am only sort of middling tall (5'9.5") so I kind of want to be slightly closer to his eye level so perhaps spending a jillion dollars so I can be taller is sensible? If I just want to be taller there are always these:

I had a pair of these Capparos in black my senior year of college. They are fuchsia and high and $73. Maybs.

OR these, from Kurt Greiger for £19.99. Pink pretty shenanigans are always so appealing.